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EL MAYOR: THE MAYOR MEATS LINCOLNSHIRE SAUSAGE TOPPED WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE, FRIED EGG, MAPLE SYRUP. (VEGGIE SAUSAGE UPON REQUEST)

TOPPED WITH 2 EGGS ANY STYLE

BUTTERMILK BRINED CHICKEN CUTLET TOPPED WITH THICK CUT BACON, EGG, CHEDDAR CHEESE, HOT SAUCE, AND MAPLE SYRUP. SANDWICHED BETWEEN A HOMEMADE WAFFLE BUN WITH BROWN SUGAR BUTTER.

SIDE OF HOMEFRIES

2 TOSTADAS TOPPED WITH 2 EGGS ANY STYLE, PINTO BEANS, CHEDDAR CHEESE, PICO DE GALLO, GREEN CHILI SAUCE, LIME CREMA, COTIJA, CILANTRO

2 PIECES OF FRIED CHICKEN, HOUSE MADE BUTTERMILK WAFFLE, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND PURE MAPLE SYRUP

BRINED CUTLET, FRIED EGG, WISCONSIN CHEDDAR, POBLANO SAUCE ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.

4 SLICES

RAMP WINGS: SIX SALT AND CRACKED PEPPER WINGS TOPPED WITH A RAMP AIOLI MADE WITH HOUSE PICKLE JUICE.

LARGE/SMALL HOUSE BRINED CHICKEN WINGS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CELERY. NAKED, BUFFALO, HOT, HONEY HABENARO. DIPPING SAUCE: RANCH OR BLEU CHEESE

FULL BIRD - 10 PIECES OF BONE IN CHICKEN. BRINED, BREADED AND COOKED TO ORDER. YOUR CHOICE OF 2 LARGE SIDES, 4 HOMEMADE BISCUITS WITH A SIDE OF BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND PICKLES.

TEN PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH TWO HOMEMADE BISCUITS, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.

THREE PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.

FIVE PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.

BRINED CUTLET, HOT SAUCE, AND BROWN SUGAR BUTTER ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.

SOUTHERN FRIED TWIN OAKS TOFU, HOT SAUCE, AVOCADO, AND PICKLED RED ONION ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.

RAMP BURGER: SMASHED SOUTHWESTERN SPICED PATTY, ROMAINE, RAMP BLEU CHEESE, RED ONION, BACON CRUMBLES, PICKLES.

BRINED CUTLET, HOUSE PICKLES, HOT SAUCE, AND MAYO ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.

ROASTED BUTTERNUT SQUASH, VEGAN QUESO, RICE, PINTO BEANS ,VEGAN POBLANO SAUCE, GREEN CHILI SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SMALL SALAD (GREENS, PICO, RADISH, VEGAN COTIJA)

CARNITAS, CHEDDAR JACK, RICE, PINTOS, POBLANO SAUCE, GREEN CHILI SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SMALL SALAD (GREENS, PICO, RADISH, COTIJA)

SLOW ROASTED PORK, CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SMALL SALAD (GREENS, PICO, RADISH, COTIJA)

CHIPOTLE SEASONED GRILLED CHICKEN, CHEDDAR JACK, RICE, PINTOS, POBLANO SAUCE, SALSA ROJA. SERVED WITH A SMALL SALAD (GREENS, PICO, RADISH, COTIJA)

CHIPOTLE SEASONED GRILLED CHICKEN, CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SMALL SALAD (GREENS, PICO, RADISH, COTIJA)

Ramp Fries: Fries tossed in salt, pepper, cotija, and parsley. Drizzled with ramp aioli.

FRESH GREENS, PICO DE GALLO, ROASTED CORN, SHAVED RADISH, COTIJA AND LIME CREMA

CHIPS AND HOME MADE GREEN CHILI QUESO BLANCO

COOKED TO ORDER FRESH TORTILLA CHIPS AND HOUSE MADE SALSA ROJA

SEASONED CHEESY RICE TOPPED WITH CHILI SPICED ROASTED CORN, CILANTRO, AND COTIJA. VEGAN OPTION SUBSTITUTES VEGAN QUESO AND VEGAN COTIJA.

WHITE CORN TORTILLA CHIPS, GREEN CHILE QUESO, PICO DE GALLO, PICKLED JALAPENOS, LIME CREMA. VEGAN OPTION SUSTITUTES VEGAN POBLANO FOR LIME CREMA.

SEASONED PINTO BEANS

WHITE RICE

SEASONAL SALAD: FRESH LOCAL GREENS, STRAWBERRIES, GRILLED HALOUMI, SPICED ALMONDS, AND A CHIMICHURRI VINAIGRETTE.

EXTRA SAUCE OPTIONS: RANCH, BLEU CHEESE, HONEY HABENARO, SPICY MUSTARD, CACTUS SAUCE

OUR HOUSE BLOODY MADE WITH TITO’S VODKA

A BOTTLE OF OUR SPARKLING WINE SERVED WITH A SIDECAR OF ORANGE JUICE.

BASSANO BRUT AND FRESH SQUEEZED O.J.

PACIFICO LAGER, FRESH LIME JUICE, & BLOODY MARY MIX

HOUSE PRICKLY PEAR SYRUP, FRESH LIME, LOTSA TEQUILAAAA!!!!!!!!

BEHOLD…...THE HOLY SPIRIT ESPOLON BLANCO, GRAPEFRUIT, LIME, TOPO, GRAPEFRUIT BITTERS

HEY HO! LETS GO! A TAKE ON A CLASSIC SPRITZ MADE WITH OUR TABOL COLLAB BEER “YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION”

NOT ONLY COOLS THE BODY, IT BLOWS THE MIND ESPOLON BLANCO, LIME, TOPO, ORANGE BITTERS

FORTIFIED FOR YOUR DELIGHT, BOTANICALS, LIQUORICE, GENTIAN, CHERRY, WILD HERBS. TWO SERVINGS PER BOTTLE.

ESPOLON REPOSADO TEQUILA, PLANTATION'S ORIGINAL DARK RUM, BANANA SYRUP, TRIPLE SEC, LIME JUICE, ORANGE BITTERS. GARNISHED WITH ORANGE PEEL, PINEAPPLE, AND CHERRY.

PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK, JAGERMEISTER, GUAVE NECTAR, FALERNUM, LIME JUICE, PEYCHAUD'S BITTERS. GARNISHED WITH ABSINTHE, MINT, CHERRY, PINEAPPLE, AND NUTMEG.

PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK RUM, CAMPARI, DON'S MIX (GRAPEFRUIT & CINNAMON SYRUP), LIME JUICE, PLANTATION OVERPROOF RUM FLOATER, ANGOSTURA BITTERS. GARNISHED WITH MINT, PINEAPPLE, CHERRY, AND NUTMEG.

VIGNERONS DU CASTELAS, "LE BALLON ROUGE," IGP GARD FR, 2018 CABERNET SAUVIGNON/SYRAH BLEND (ROUGHLY 50/50) THE VIGNERONS DU CASTELAS WINERY IS A COOPERATIVE LOCATED IN ROCHEFORT DU GARD, NEAR AVIGNON. ABOUT 50 FAMILIES WORK TOGETHER HERE. THE "LE BALLON" WINES ARE ESSENTIALLY A PRIVATE LABEL CREATED FOR WILLIAMS CORNER WINE. THE WINES ARE MADE USING SUSTAINABLY FARMED GRAPES. GARD IS A GEOGRAPHIC AREA THAT SPANS BOTH THE NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN RHONE.

MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR

Sparkling Mineral Water that since 1895 has given its name to one of the most important drinks in all of Mexico.

AUSTIN EASTSIDERS DRY CIDER

Miller Lite

NARRAGANSETT BEER

MONOPOLIO- LAGER CLARA - HAND CRAFTED BLOND LAGER ORIGINALLY BREWED FOR THE WARM DESERT CLIMATE OF SAN LUIS. CRISP AND REFRESHING WITH A BRIGHT AND TANTALIZING MALT FLAVOR. AROMAS OF GRAINS, BREAD, AND MAIZE. 5%ABV

PABST

RICH IN COLOR, SMOOTH IN TASTE AND LEAVES A CRISP AND REFRESHING FEEL EACH AND EVERY TIME . BREWED AT APPALACHIAN BREWING COMPANY IN HARRISBURG, PA.

BENCHTOP BAYVIEW IPA 7.0%

German-style lager with a modern twist. Crisp and perfectly balanced with slight floral and citrus in the finish. 4.8% ABV

Ain't no laws when you're drinking..... you know the saying.

That OG colorado Kool-Aid

AUSTIN EASTSIDERS PINEAPPLE CIDER

CIVIL SOCIETY BREWING COMPANY. FRESH SABRO IPA 6.2%

Straight from the heart of Texas!

BARRIER DEADLY COMBO IPA

THREES BREWING - DARE TO KNOW IPA

PRAIRIE RAINBOW SHERBET SOUR ALE

PRAIRIE SLUSH SOUR ALE

BASSANO BRUT - BLANC DE BLANCS 40% CHARDONNAY, 40% PINOT BLANC, 20% TREBBIANO THIS MODERN SPARKLING WINE HAS BRIGHTFLORAL AROMAS AND FRESH, SOFT FRUIT FLAVORS WITH DELICATE, PERSISTENT BUBBLES

EMPORDALIA EMPORA ROSE' BOTTLE

EROCLE BIANCO BOTTLE

Thumann’s snap dog, dukes mayo, sriracha, pico de gallo, avocado, and cotija cheese on a toasted bun.