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221 W Brookland Park Blvd
Richmond, VA 23222
(804) 716-6213
1:00 PM - 9:00 PM
100% of 118 customers recommended
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BRUNCH (AVAILABLE SAT/SUN NOON - 4PM)

WAFFLE A LA CARTE 
$5.00
VEGGIE SAUSAGE BISCUIT 
TWIN OAKS BREAKFAST SAUSAGE, FRIED EGG, PICO DE GALLO, PEPPER JACK, POBLANO SAUCE ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES
$13.00+
BISCUITS & CHORIZO GRAVY 
TOPPED WITH 2 EGGS ANY STYLE
$12.00
TOFU BISCUIT 
SOUTHERN FRIED TWIN OAKS TOFU, HOT SAUCE, AVOCADO, AND PICKLED RED ONION ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES
$13.00+
THE SIS 
BRINED CUTLET, HOT SAUCE, AND BROWN SUGAR BUTTER ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES
$12.00+
THE RONALD 
BUTTERMILK BRINED CHICKEN CUTLET TOPPED WITH THICK CUT BACON, EGG, CHEDDAR CHEESE, HOT SAUCE, AND MAPLE SYRUP. SANDWICHED BETWEEN A HOMEMADE WAFFLE BUN WITH BROWN SUGAR BUTTER. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOME FRIES AND CACTUS SAUCE.
$14.00+
THE BUD 
BRINED CUTLET, HOUSE PICKLES, HOT SAUCE, AND MAYO ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES
$12.00+
HOMEFRIES 
SIDE OF HOMEFRIES
$5.00+
FUZZY RANCHEROS 
2 TOSTADAS TOPPED WITH 2 EGGS ANY STYLE, PINTO BEANS, CHEDDAR CHEESE, PICO DE GALLO, GREEN CHILI SAUCE, LIME CREMA, COTIJA, CILANTRO
$24.00+
EGG A LA CARTE 
$2.00
CHORIZO PATTIES 
$5.00
CHORIZO BISCUIT 
CHORIZO PATTY, FRIED EGG, CHEDDAR, AND DUKES MAYO, SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES
$13.00+
CHICKEN & WAFFLES 
2 PIECES OF FRIED CHICKEN, HOUSE MADE BUTTERMILK WAFFLE, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND PURE MAPLE SYRUP
$12.00
BRUNCH LIL BUDDY 
BRINED CUTLET, FRIED EGG, WISCONSIN CHEDDAR, POBLANO SAUCE ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES
$13.00+
CHILAQUILES 
TORTILLA CHIPS COOKED IN FIRE ROASTED SALSA ROJA, 2 EGGS ANY STYLE, COTIJA CHEESE, PICKLED JALAPENOS, RADISH, CILANTRO, AND LIME CREMA
$24.00+
BACON 
$5.00

SPECIALS

BLACK & BLEU BURGER (V OPTION AVAILABLE) 
6oz. 80/20 BLEND BLACKEND, THICK CUT BACON, ROSEMARY BLEU CHEESE, ROMAINE, PICKLES & RED ONION ON A TOASTED BUN. SERVED WITH CHIPS & SALSA. VEGGIE OPTION SUB IMPOSSIBLE BURGER ($1) AND NO BACON.
$12.00+
LUNCH SPECIAL 
YOUR CHOICE OF ONE OF OUR CHICKEN BISCUIT SANDWICHES, AND BEVERAGE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA.
$13.00

FRIED CHICKEN

CHICKEN BOX 
THREE PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.
$12.00+
CHICKEN AND BUBBLES 
HALF A BIRD, SIDE OF PICKLES, TWO HOUSEMADE BISCUITS, A BOTTLE OF OUR HOUSE WINE
$25.00+
HALF BIRD 
FIVE PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.
$13.50+
WINGS 
YOUR CHOICE OF SMALL (6 WINGS) OR LARGE (12 WINGS), NAKED, BUFFALO, HOT OR HONEY OLD BAY, AND EITHER HOUSE MADE BLEU CHEESE OR RANCH.
$8.00+

SANDWICHES

THE BUD 
BRINED CUTLET, HOUSE PICKLES, HOT SAUCE, AND MAYO ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.
$10.00
THE SIS 
BRINED CUTLET, HOT SAUCE, AND BROWN SUGAR BUTTER ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.
$10.00
TOFU BISCUIT 
SOUTHERN FRIED TWIN OAKS TOFU, HOT SAUCE, AVOCADO, AND PICKLED RED ONION ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.
$10.50

BURRITOS & QUESADILLAS

BAY CITY BURRITO 
GRILLED FLAT IRON STEAK, WHITE RICE, GUACAMOLE, SHREDDED CABBAGE, PICO, ROJA, CREMA, QUESO FRESCA, FLOUR TORTILLA. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA.
$13.00
BUTTERNUT SQUASH BURRITO 
ROASTED BUTTERNUT SQUASH, VEGAN QUESO, RICE, PINTO BEANS ,VEGAN POBLANO SAUCE, GREEN CHILI SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA
$12.00
CARNITAS BURRITOS 
CARNITAS, CHEDDAR JACK, RICE, PINTOS, POBLANO SAUCE, GREEN CHILI SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA
$12.00
CARNITAS QUESADILLA 
CARNITAS, CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA
$12.00
CHEESE QUESADILLA 
CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA
$8.00
CHICKEN BURRITO 
CHIPOTLE SEASONED GRILLED CHICKEN, CHEDDAR JACK, RICE, PINTOS, POBLANO SAUCE, SALSA ROJA. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA
$12.00
CHICKEN QUESADILLA 
CHIPOTLE SEASONED GRILLED CHICKEN, CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA
$12.00

SHAREABLES

CHIPS & QUESO (V. OPTION AVAILABLE) 
CHIPS AND HOME MADE GREEN CHILI QUESO BLANCO
$6.00
CHIPS & SALSA ROJA (V) 
COOKED TO ORDER FRESH TORTILLA CHIPS AND HOUSE MADE SALSA ROJA
$5.00
CURTIDO (V) 
FERMENTED CABBAGE SLAW WITH CARROT, ONION, JALAPENO, GARLIC, AND POBLANO PEPPERS.
$5.00+
ELOTE RICE (V. OPTION AVAILABLE) 
SEASONED CHEESY RICE TOPPED WITH CHILI SPICED ROASTED CORN, CILANTRO, AND COTIJA. VEGAN OPTION SUBSTITUTES VEGAN QUESO AND VEGAN COTIJA.
$6.00+
NACHOS (V. OPTION AVAILABLE) 
WHITE CORN TORTILLA CHIPS, GREEN CHILE QUESO, PICO DE GALLO, PICKLED JALAPENOS, LIME CREMA. VEGAN OPTION SUSTITUTES VEGAN POBLANO FOR LIME CREMA.
$10.00+
PINTO BEANS (V) 
SEASONED PINTO BEANS
$5.00+
SALLY (V. OPTION AVAILABLE) 
FRESH GREENS, PICO DE GALLO, ROASTED CORN, SHAVED RADISH, COTIJA AND LIME CREMA
$6.00+
RICE (V) 
WHITE RICE
$5.00+
QUESO FUNDIDO 
CHIPS AND HOMEMADE GREEN CHILI QUESO WITH CHORIZO
$8.00

SIDES & EXTRAS

QUESO SIDE (V OPTION AVAILABLE) 
$0.00+
BISCUITS 
2 WARM HOMEMADE BISCUITS WITH BROWN SUGAR BUTTER
$7.00
NICE ICE 
8 LBS OF OUR NICE ICE!!
$2.99
SAUCE SIDE 
ADD AN EXTRA SUACE SIDE TO YOUR ORDER. CHOICES ARE BLEU CHEESE, RANCH, HONEY OLD BAY, BUFFALOSAUCE, HOT SAUCE, POBLABNO SAUCE, CACTUS SAUCE, LIME CREMA, VEGAN POBLANO SAUCE
$1.00+
SIDE SALSA ROJA 
$1.00

DRINKS

DICKEL & PICKLE 
A SHOT OF GEORGE DICKEL #12 OR DICKEL RYE, WITH A SHOT OF OUR HOUSE PICKLE BRINE
$5.00
PONCHO Y LEFTY 
A SHOT OF ILEGAL MEZCAL JOVEN AND A SHOT OF HOUSE MADE SPICY PINA PICKLE BRINE
$7.00
FROZEN PRICKLY PEAR MARGARITA 
OUR HOUSE PRICKLY PEAR MARGARITA. TWO SERVINGS PER POUCH.
$14.00
PRICKLY PEAR MARGARITA 
HOUSE PRICKLY PEAR SYRUP, FRESH LIME, LOTSA TEQUILAAAA!!!!!!!!
$8.00
ATOMIC FIREBALL 
FUZZY CACTUS HOMEMADE FIREBALL, HOT WATER TOPPED WITH VEGAN COCONUT TOPPING
$8.00
BLOODY MARIA 
OUR HOUSE BLOODY WITH ILEGAL JOVEN MEZCAL
$10.00
BLOODY MARY 
OUR HOUSE BLOODY MADE WITH TITO’S VODKA
$10.00
FUZZY POLOMA 
BEHOLD…...THE HOLY SPIRIT ESPOLON BLANCO, GRAPEFRUIT, LIME, TOPO, GRAPEFRUIT BITTERS
$8.00
HOT TODDY 
GEORGE DICKEL #12, HOT WATER, EARL GREY SYRUP, FRESH LEMON JUICE, RSS, CLOVE AND A LEMON WHEEL
$8.00
JAGER BOMB 
YOUR CHOICE OF REGULAR OR SUGAR FREE REDBULL.
$8.00
MICHELADA 
PACIFICO LAGER, FRESH LIME JUICE, & BLOODY MARY MIX
$6.00
MIMOSA 
BASSANO BRUT AND FRESH SQUEEZED O.J.
$8.00
MIMOSA GRANDE 
A BOTTLE OF OUR SPARKLING WINE SERVED WITH A SIDECAR OF ORANGE JUICE.
$25.00
OAXACAN OLD-FASHION 
NOT YOUR OLD MAN'S NIGHTCAP. ILEGAL MEZCAL, HONEY, ORANGE BITTLERS, AND SPICY FUZZY TINCTURE. DON'T FORGET THE FLAMED TWIST!!!
$11.00
SPRITZKRIEG BOP 
HEY HO! LETS GO! A TAKE ON A CLASSIC SPRITZ MADE WITH OUR TABOL COLLAB BEER “YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION”
$10.00
TEXAS RANCH WATER 
NOT ONLY COOLS THE BODY, IT BLOWS THE MIND ESPOLON BLANCO, LIME, TOPO, ORANGE BITTERS
$8.00
VERMOUTH ROJO 
FORTIFIED FOR YOUR DELIGHT, BOTANICALS, LIQUORICE, GENTIAN, CHERRY, WILD HERBS. TWO SERVINGS PER BOTTLE.
$12.00

WINE

BASSSANO BRUT 
BASSANO BRUT - BLANC DE BLANCS 40% CHARDONNAY, 40% PINOT BLANC, 20% TREBBIANO THIS MODERN SPARKLING WINE HAS BRIGHTFLORAL AROMAS AND FRESH, SOFT FRUIT FLAVORS WITH DELICATE, PERSISTENT BUBBLES
$20.00
EMPORDALIA EMPORA ROSE 
$12.00
ERCOLE BIANCO 1L 
2018 MONFERRATO DOC BIANCO CORTESE (80%), CHARDONNAY (15%) & SAUVIGNON BLANC (5% ) WINES MADE FROM THE NATIVE GRAPE VARIETY CORTESE BOAST A SERIOUS YET PLEASING WEIGHT, PRONOUNCED MINERALITY, AND BEAUTIFUL ACIDITY.
$16.00
LE BALLON ROUGE 
VIGNERONS DU CASTELAS, "LE BALLON ROUGE," IGP GARD FR, 2018 CABERNET SAUVIGNON/SYRAH BLEND (ROUGHLY 50/50) THE VIGNERONS DU CASTELAS WINERY IS A COOPERATIVE LOCATED IN ROCHEFORT DU GARD, NEAR AVIGNON. ABOUT 50 FAMILIES WORK TOGETHER HERE. THE "LE BALLON" WINES ARE ESSENTIALLY A PRIVATE LABEL CREATED FOR WILLIAMS CORNER WINE. THE WINES ARE MADE USING SUSTAINABLY FARMED GRAPES. GARD IS A GEOGRAPHIC AREA THAT SPANS BOTH THE NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN RHONE.
$15.00

BEER TO GO

GROWELR FILL - "YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION" TABOL BREWING XXX FUZZY CACTUS COLLABORATION 
WE ARE OFFERING 32oz GROWLER FILLS OF OUR COLLABORATION BEER WITH TABOL BREWING "YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION" A SOUR SAISON FRUITED WITH FRESH LOME AND PRICKLY PEAR CACTUS. IF YOU CHOOSE TO BRING YOUR OWN GROWLER, PLEASE MAKE SURE IT IS CLEANED AND SANITISED BEFORE YOU ARRIVE. WE WILL ARE NOT OFFERING TO CLEAN GROWLERS AT THIS TIME.
$16.00+
"YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION" TABOL BREWING XXX FUZZY CACTUS XXX COLLABORATION 
A TABOL BREWING XXX FUZZY CACTUS XXX COLLABORATION PRICKLY PEAR SAISON WITH LIME XXX 4.3%ABV
$7.00+
GROWLER FILL - LOVE CATS PILSNER 
LOVE CATS PILSNER
$16.00+
1947 LAGER 
RICH IN COLOR, SMOOTH IN TASTE AND LEAVES A CRISP AND REFRESHING FEEL EACH AND EVERY TIME . BREWED AT APPALACHIAN BREWING COMPANY IN HARRISBURG, PA.
$5.00+
BINGO LAGER 
German-style lager with a modern twist. Crisp and perfectly balanced with slight floral and citrus in the finish. 4.8% ABV
$5.00+
FARM FLOR GRAFT CIDER 
GRAFT CIDER - FARM FLOR- 6.9% ABV RUSTIC TABLE CIDER / BLEND OF BARREL AGED CIDER AND YOUNG WILD BRETT FERMENTED CIDER.
$5.00+
GONG WATER BENCHTOP 
BENCHTOP BREWING - GONG WATER- NE IPA BREWED CITRA HOPS AND FERMENTED WITH OUR HOUSE NORWEGIAN KVIEK YEAST
$7.00+
LONESTAR 
Straight from the heart of Texas!
$3.50+
MONOPOLIO MEXICAN LAGER 
MONOPOLIO- LAGER CLARA - HAND CRAFTED BLOND LAGER ORIGINALLY BREWED FOR THE WARM DESERT CLIMATE OF SAN LUIS. CRISP AND REFRESHING WITH A BRIGHT AND TANTALIZING MALT FLAVOR. AROMAS OF GRAINS, BREAD, AND MAIZE. 5%ABV
$5.00+
NATTY BOH 
From the land of Pleasant Living.
$3.00+
PACIFICO 
tiempo de fiesta!
$4.00+
SABRO THEORY BENCHTOP 
BENCHTOP SABRO THEORY, SINGLE HOP SABRO VARIANT ON OUR FLAGSHIP IPA. ABV 7%
$7.00+
SEZONON - TABOL 
TABOL SAISON, A BLENDED SAISON 6% FROM OUR NEIGHBORS!
$7.00+
SKINNY ELEPHANT - BARRIER 
BARRIER BREWING - SKINNY ELEPHANT (AMERICAN PILSNER) - 16OZ CAN - 6$ AN AMERICAN PILSNER THAT'S BEEN DELICATELY DRY HOPPED WITH HALLERTAU BLANC, HUELL MELON AND MOSAIC. THIS BEER PERFECTLY REPRESENTS THE LOVE CHILD OF TWO OF OUR FAVORITE AND MOST DRANK STYLES OF BEER... ALL THE DRINKABILITY, WITH ALL THE FLAVOR! ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!! CRISP, CLEAN AND A DELIGHTFUL CITRUSY FINISH... HERE'S TO DRINKING 10!
$6.00+
SOULS URCHIN - TABOL 
SOULS URCHIN – 8.5% – DIPA MADE WITH CITRA AND MOSAIC
$7.00+
SURF MELON OXBOW 
OXBOW BREWING - SURF MELON (GRISETTE STYLE SOUR) - 12OZ CAN - SURF MELON IS A GENTLY-SALTED GRISETTE BREWED WITH AMERICAN HOPS, WHEAT, WATERMELON, AND FRESH LIMES. AFTER SURFCASTING IS BREWED AND BLENDED, WE ADD WATERMELON WHICH IS FULLY FERMENTED OUT BY OUR HOUSE SAISON STRAIN. HAZY STRAW IN COLOR WITH JUICY NOTES OF FRESH WATERMELON, LIME ZEST, LEMON PEEL, AND WHITE PEPPER WITH A DRY, LIGHTLY TART, AND SUBTLY SALTY FINISH
$6.00
TERPY GALAXY JESTER KING 
JESTER KING TERPY GALAXY, MASHED WITH LOCAL MALTED BARLEY FROM BLACKLANDS MALT, OATS, AND WHEAT, AND DRY-HOPPED AGGRESSIVELY WITH AUSTRALIAN GALAXY HOPS. PURE CULTURE FERMENTATION IN STAINLESS AND 9.1% ALCOHOL BY VOLUME.
$7.00
THE SUBSTANCE ALE 
BISSLE BROTHERS - THE SUBSTANCE ALE, IPA, 6,6% OUR FLAGSHIP; A BRIGHTLY DANK ALE THAT THREADS MANY NEEDLES
$7.00+
VON TRAPP PILS 
Our award winning interpretation of a Bohemian Style Pilsner. Spicy, citrus peel botanicals combine with a dry, peppery finish to create a truly thirst-quenching lager. A beer that demands you take more than one sip.
$5.00+
WET WORK DIPA - MASTHEAD 
MASTHEAD BREWING - WET WORK DIPA ( FOR THIS BEER THEY HAD WET AMARILLO FROM OREGON AND FRESH SIMCOE FROM WASHINGTON OVERNIGHTED STRAIGHT FROM THE FARM)
$7.00+

NON-ALC SODAS

RED BULL 
$5.00
PRICKLY PEAR SODA 
OUR HOUSE MOCKTAIL FEATURING PRICKLY PEAR!
$5.00
GINGER BEER 
MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR
$3.00
MEXICAN SPRITE 
MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR
$3.00
MEXICAN COKE 
MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR
$3.00
TOPO CHICO 
Sparkling Mineral Water that since 1895 has given its name to one of the most important drinks in all of Mexico.
$3.00

MERCH

FUZZY CACTUS POCKET TEE 
$25.00+
FUZZY CACTUS RECORD TOTE 
$8.00+
SHIPPING CHARGE 
$5.00
SPIKE TEE RED & BLACK 
$20.00+
TT ACID TEE SHIRT 
$25.00+
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