FUZZY CACTUS Online Ordering Menu

Take and Bake Biscuits! 2 frozen biscuits and a side of brown sugar butter. Preheat oven to 425. Place frozen biscuits on baking sheet. Bake for 18-22 mins. Oven times vary. Store in freezer if needed

5 PIECES, ATLEAST 2 BIG ONES, SIDE OF PICKLES

HALF A BIRD, SIDE OF PICKLES, TAKE AND BAKE BISCUITS, A BOTTLE OF LE BALLON WINE

6 HOUSE BRINED WINGS. CHOICE OF SAUCE, HOT, BUFFALO, HONEY OLD BAY. BLEU CHEESE OR RANCH

12 HOUSE BRINED WINGS. CHOICE OF SAUCE, HOT, BUFFALO, HONEY OLD BAY. BLEU CHEESE OR RANCH

8 oz FERMENTED CABBAGE SLAW. GOOD FOR YOUR GUTS.

Toasted Bun, Vegan Frankfurter, House Pickle Spear, Vegan Mayo, Mustard, Diced White Onion, Vegan Cojita Cheese

EXTRA BLEU CHEESE OR RANCH

DO THE ALLIGATOR! Toasted Bun, Frankfurter, House Pickle Spear, Dukes Mayo, Mustard, Diced White Onion, Coopers Sharp White Cheddar Cheese

FRIED AVOCADO ATOP A FLOUR TORTILLA WITH HOUSE MADE REFRIED BEANS, GREEN CHILIS, PICO DE GALLO, SHREDDED CABBAGE, PEPPER JACK AND CHEDDAR CHEESES, TOPPED WITH POBLANO SAUCE

VEGAN FRIED AVOCADO ATOP A FLOUR TORTILLA WITH HOUSE MADE VEGAN REFRIED BEANS, GREEN CHILIS, PICO DE GALLO, SHREDDED CABBAGE, VEGAN COTIJA, AND VEGAN POBLANO SAUCE

STEWED AND GRILLED CHICKEN VERDE ON FLOUR TORTILLA TOPPED WITH HOUSE MADE REFIED BEANS, GREEN CHILIS, ONION, CILANTRO AND QUESO FRESCO

10oz PRICKLY PEAR MIX. SERVES 2. JUST ADD YOUR FAVORITE TEQUILA.. GARNISH WITH LIME WHEEL

2 PACIFICO, 8oz FUZZY MICHELADA MIX.. 2 PACKETS OF WORLD FAMOUS TWANGZ

1 BOTTLE OF BASSANO BRUT. 8oz NATALIES FRESH ORANGE JUICE

BLACKHAND COLD BREW WITH VEGAN FUZZY HORCHATA CREAMER. JUST ADD YOUR FAVORITE MEZCAL IF DESIRED.

16oz CAPRI-SUN STYLE FROSE. GREAT FOR THE YARD. REUSEBLE CONTAINER

10oz VERMOUTH ROJO ON DRAFT. SERVE OVER CUBED ICE. GARNISH WITH ORANGE PEEL.

10oz OF OUR PRICKLY PEAR MARGARITA. MIX WITH ESPOLON BLACO. SERVES 2. ADD 5oz OF CONTENTS OVER ICE. GARNISH WITH LIME WHEEL

A shot of Jagermeister with your choice of sugar free or original red bull. Perfect for any occasion.

12oz of Frozen Prickly Pear Margarita.

2 TOPO CHICOS AND 8OZ OF RANCH WATER MIX, WITH ESPOLON TEQUILA.

8 OUNCES OF OUR HOUSE MADE PICKEL BRINE WITH 2 SHOTS OF GEORGE DICKEL #12 OR JACK DANIELS.

DARK RUMS, PINEAPPLE, COCONUT, ORANGE JUICE, AND NUTMEG.

Straight from the heart of Texas!

That OG colorado Kool-Aid

tiempo de fiesta!

Miller Lite

From the land of Pleasant Living. Go O's!

Ain't no laws when you're drinking..... you know the saying.

Texas - 6.0% ABV. Hibiscus cider made from an organically sourced South African variety of the flower called Roselle. Light, delicious, and just right. Enjoy! (Seasonal)

TABOL BREWING- SEZONO SAISON

BLUEJACKET ORANGE YEARS (HOPPED AND DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED

PRAIRIE - FUNKY GOLD MOSAIC SOUR

MONEY NEIPA - BARRIER BREWING 7.5% MONEY ON YOUR MIND? NOW YOU'VE GOT MONEY IN YOU'RE HAND! SMELLS STANKY.

PEACE TRAIN- OCELOT HAZY 7% IPA W/ CITRA AND VIC SECRET

LOMAX SUMMER IPA- BARRIER BREWING A ABSOLUTELY CRUSHABLE SUMMER INDIA PALE ALE DRY-HOPPED WITH SIMCOE & MOASIAC

Les Vignergons du Castelas "Le Ballon" 2018 50% Cabernet Sauvignon 50% Syrah

Louis-Antoine Luyt Bio Bio Valley Tinto Pipeno "Coronel del Maule" 2019 1 liter VARIETAL: País (Mission) FARMING TYPE: Organic The Coronel del Maule is easily the smokiest of the Luyt pipeños with a distinctly agave-like vegetal quality. Bruised strawberry and stewed cranberry fruit lend a bit of juiciness to soften up this robust, more tannic País.

Bassano Blanc de Blancs Brut Bassano is a dry, modern sparkling wine produced from Chardonnay, Pinot Bianco and Trebbiano. It has bright floral aromas and fresh, soft fruit flavors with delicate, persistent bubbles.

2018 MONFERRATO DOC BIANCO Varieties: Cortese (80%), Chardonnay (15%) & Sauvignon Blanc (5%) Soil: sandy Harvest: late August to early September Yield: 77 hl/ha Vinification: fermented in Inox; stabilized in Inox Bottled: January 2019 Alcohol: 12%

Site and the lengthy maceration distinguish the Carrizal from the Portezuelo white. The Carrizal is comes across as richer--everything about the wine is golden, from the color to the honey-caramel-golden apple flavors and aromas—with more weight to it as well. There is a slightly phenolic feel that gives a gentle bit of structure to the wine, but the finish is still clean, not viscous at all, and dry.

1 bottle of Topo Chico sparkling Mineral Water that since 1895 has given its name to one of the most important drinks in all of Mexico.

Made with real sugar cane

WICKED spicy flavor of the ginger root loose to mingle with pure organic evaporated cane juice, purified water and HAPPY BUBBLES! Wicked good.