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TWIN OAKS BREAKFAST SAUSAGE, FRIED EGG, PICO DE GALLO, PEPPER JACK, POBLANO SAUCE ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES

TOPPED WITH 2 EGGS ANY STYLE

SOUTHERN FRIED TWIN OAKS TOFU, HOT SAUCE, AVOCADO, AND PICKLED RED ONION ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES

BRINED CUTLET, HOT SAUCE, AND BROWN SUGAR BUTTER ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES

BUTTERMILK BRINED CHICKEN CUTLET TOPPED WITH THICK CUT BACON, EGG, CHEDDAR CHEESE, HOT SAUCE, AND MAPLE SYRUP. SANDWICHED BETWEEN A HOMEMADE WAFFLE BUN WITH BROWN SUGAR BUTTER. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOME FRIES AND CACTUS SAUCE.

BRINED CUTLET, HOUSE PICKLES, HOT SAUCE, AND MAYO ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES

SIDE OF HOMEFRIES

2 TOSTADAS TOPPED WITH 2 EGGS ANY STYLE, PINTO BEANS, CHEDDAR CHEESE, PICO DE GALLO, GREEN CHILI SAUCE, LIME CREMA, COTIJA, CILANTRO

CHORIZO PATTY, FRIED EGG, CHEDDAR, AND DUKES MAYO, SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES

2 PIECES OF FRIED CHICKEN, HOUSE MADE BUTTERMILK WAFFLE, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND PURE MAPLE SYRUP

BRINED CUTLET, FRIED EGG, WISCONSIN CHEDDAR, POBLANO SAUCE ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HOMEFRIES

TORTILLA CHIPS COOKED IN FIRE ROASTED SALSA ROJA, 2 EGGS ANY STYLE, COTIJA CHEESE, PICKLED JALAPENOS, RADISH, CILANTRO, AND LIME CREMA

6oz. 80/20 BLEND BLACKEND, THICK CUT BACON, ROSEMARY BLEU CHEESE, ROMAINE, PICKLES & RED ONION ON A TOASTED BUN. SERVED WITH CHIPS & SALSA. VEGGIE OPTION SUB IMPOSSIBLE BURGER ($1) AND NO BACON.

YOUR CHOICE OF ONE OF OUR CHICKEN BISCUIT SANDWICHES, AND BEVERAGE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA.

A WHOLE BIRD, FOUR WARM BISCUITS, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, & TWO LARGE SHAREABLES.

TEN PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH TWO HOMEMADE BISCUITS, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.

THREE PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.

HALF A BIRD, SIDE OF PICKLES, TWO HOUSEMADE BISCUITS, A BOTTLE OF OUR HOUSE WINE

FIVE PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.

YOUR CHOICE OF SMALL (6 WINGS) OR LARGE (12 WINGS), NAKED, BUFFALO, HOT OR HONEY OLD BAY, AND EITHER HOUSE MADE BLEU CHEESE OR RANCH.

BRINED CUTLET, HOUSE PICKLES, HOT SAUCE, AND MAYO ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.

BRINED CUTLET, HOT SAUCE, AND BROWN SUGAR BUTTER ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.

SOUTHERN FRIED TWIN OAKS TOFU, HOT SAUCE, AVOCADO, AND PICKLED RED ONION ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.

GRILLED FLAT IRON STEAK, WHITE RICE, GUACAMOLE, SHREDDED CABBAGE, PICO, ROJA, CREMA, QUESO FRESCA, FLOUR TORTILLA. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA.

ROASTED BUTTERNUT SQUASH, VEGAN QUESO, RICE, PINTO BEANS ,VEGAN POBLANO SAUCE, GREEN CHILI SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA

CARNITAS, CHEDDAR JACK, RICE, PINTOS, POBLANO SAUCE, GREEN CHILI SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA

CARNITAS, CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA

CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA

CHIPOTLE SEASONED GRILLED CHICKEN, CHEDDAR JACK, RICE, PINTOS, POBLANO SAUCE, SALSA ROJA. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA

CHIPOTLE SEASONED GRILLED CHICKEN, CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND SALSA

CHIPS AND HOME MADE GREEN CHILI QUESO BLANCO

COOKED TO ORDER FRESH TORTILLA CHIPS AND HOUSE MADE SALSA ROJA

FERMENTED CABBAGE SLAW WITH CARROT, ONION, JALAPENO, GARLIC, AND POBLANO PEPPERS.

SEASONED CHEESY RICE TOPPED WITH CHILI SPICED ROASTED CORN, CILANTRO, AND COTIJA. VEGAN OPTION SUBSTITUTES VEGAN QUESO AND VEGAN COTIJA.

WHITE CORN TORTILLA CHIPS, GREEN CHILE QUESO, PICO DE GALLO, PICKLED JALAPENOS, LIME CREMA. VEGAN OPTION SUSTITUTES VEGAN POBLANO FOR LIME CREMA.

SEASONED PINTO BEANS

FRESH GREENS, PICO DE GALLO, ROASTED CORN, SHAVED RADISH, COTIJA AND LIME CREMA

WHITE RICE

CHIPS AND HOMEMADE GREEN CHILI QUESO WITH CHORIZO

2 WARM HOMEMADE BISCUITS WITH BROWN SUGAR BUTTER

8 LBS OF OUR NICE ICE!!

ADD AN EXTRA SUACE SIDE TO YOUR ORDER. CHOICES ARE BLEU CHEESE, RANCH, HONEY OLD BAY, BUFFALOSAUCE, HOT SAUCE, POBLABNO SAUCE, CACTUS SAUCE, LIME CREMA, VEGAN POBLANO SAUCE

A SHOT OF GEORGE DICKEL #12 OR DICKEL RYE, WITH A SHOT OF OUR HOUSE PICKLE BRINE

A SHOT OF ILEGAL MEZCAL JOVEN AND A SHOT OF HOUSE MADE SPICY PINA PICKLE BRINE

OUR HOUSE PRICKLY PEAR MARGARITA. TWO SERVINGS PER POUCH.

HOUSE PRICKLY PEAR SYRUP, FRESH LIME, LOTSA TEQUILAAAA!!!!!!!!

FUZZY CACTUS HOMEMADE FIREBALL, HOT WATER TOPPED WITH VEGAN COCONUT TOPPING

OUR HOUSE BLOODY WITH ILEGAL JOVEN MEZCAL

OUR HOUSE BLOODY MADE WITH TITO’S VODKA

BEHOLD…...THE HOLY SPIRIT ESPOLON BLANCO, GRAPEFRUIT, LIME, TOPO, GRAPEFRUIT BITTERS

GEORGE DICKEL #12, HOT WATER, EARL GREY SYRUP, FRESH LEMON JUICE, RSS, CLOVE AND A LEMON WHEEL

YOUR CHOICE OF REGULAR OR SUGAR FREE REDBULL.

PACIFICO LAGER, FRESH LIME JUICE, & BLOODY MARY MIX

BASSANO BRUT AND FRESH SQUEEZED O.J.

A BOTTLE OF OUR SPARKLING WINE SERVED WITH A SIDECAR OF ORANGE JUICE.

NOT YOUR OLD MAN'S NIGHTCAP. ILEGAL MEZCAL, HONEY, ORANGE BITTLERS, AND SPICY FUZZY TINCTURE. DON'T FORGET THE FLAMED TWIST!!!

HEY HO! LETS GO! A TAKE ON A CLASSIC SPRITZ MADE WITH OUR TABOL COLLAB BEER “YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION”

NOT ONLY COOLS THE BODY, IT BLOWS THE MIND ESPOLON BLANCO, LIME, TOPO, ORANGE BITTERS

FORTIFIED FOR YOUR DELIGHT, BOTANICALS, LIQUORICE, GENTIAN, CHERRY, WILD HERBS. TWO SERVINGS PER BOTTLE.

BASSANO BRUT - BLANC DE BLANCS 40% CHARDONNAY, 40% PINOT BLANC, 20% TREBBIANO THIS MODERN SPARKLING WINE HAS BRIGHTFLORAL AROMAS AND FRESH, SOFT FRUIT FLAVORS WITH DELICATE, PERSISTENT BUBBLES

2018 MONFERRATO DOC BIANCO CORTESE (80%), CHARDONNAY (15%) & SAUVIGNON BLANC (5% ) WINES MADE FROM THE NATIVE GRAPE VARIETY CORTESE BOAST A SERIOUS YET PLEASING WEIGHT, PRONOUNCED MINERALITY, AND BEAUTIFUL ACIDITY.

VIGNERONS DU CASTELAS, "LE BALLON ROUGE," IGP GARD FR, 2018 CABERNET SAUVIGNON/SYRAH BLEND (ROUGHLY 50/50) THE VIGNERONS DU CASTELAS WINERY IS A COOPERATIVE LOCATED IN ROCHEFORT DU GARD, NEAR AVIGNON. ABOUT 50 FAMILIES WORK TOGETHER HERE. THE "LE BALLON" WINES ARE ESSENTIALLY A PRIVATE LABEL CREATED FOR WILLIAMS CORNER WINE. THE WINES ARE MADE USING SUSTAINABLY FARMED GRAPES. GARD IS A GEOGRAPHIC AREA THAT SPANS BOTH THE NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN RHONE.

WE ARE OFFERING 32oz GROWLER FILLS OF OUR COLLABORATION BEER WITH TABOL BREWING "YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION" A SOUR SAISON FRUITED WITH FRESH LOME AND PRICKLY PEAR CACTUS. IF YOU CHOOSE TO BRING YOUR OWN GROWLER, PLEASE MAKE SURE IT IS CLEANED AND SANITISED BEFORE YOU ARRIVE. WE WILL ARE NOT OFFERING TO CLEAN GROWLERS AT THIS TIME.

A TABOL BREWING XXX FUZZY CACTUS XXX COLLABORATION PRICKLY PEAR SAISON WITH LIME XXX 4.3%ABV

LOVE CATS PILSNER

RICH IN COLOR, SMOOTH IN TASTE AND LEAVES A CRISP AND REFRESHING FEEL EACH AND EVERY TIME . BREWED AT APPALACHIAN BREWING COMPANY IN HARRISBURG, PA.

German-style lager with a modern twist. Crisp and perfectly balanced with slight floral and citrus in the finish. 4.8% ABV

GRAFT CIDER - FARM FLOR- 6.9% ABV RUSTIC TABLE CIDER / BLEND OF BARREL AGED CIDER AND YOUNG WILD BRETT FERMENTED CIDER.

BENCHTOP BREWING - GONG WATER- NE IPA BREWED CITRA HOPS AND FERMENTED WITH OUR HOUSE NORWEGIAN KVIEK YEAST

Straight from the heart of Texas!

MONOPOLIO- LAGER CLARA - HAND CRAFTED BLOND LAGER ORIGINALLY BREWED FOR THE WARM DESERT CLIMATE OF SAN LUIS. CRISP AND REFRESHING WITH A BRIGHT AND TANTALIZING MALT FLAVOR. AROMAS OF GRAINS, BREAD, AND MAIZE. 5%ABV

From the land of Pleasant Living.

tiempo de fiesta!

BENCHTOP SABRO THEORY, SINGLE HOP SABRO VARIANT ON OUR FLAGSHIP IPA. ABV 7%

TABOL SAISON, A BLENDED SAISON 6% FROM OUR NEIGHBORS!

BARRIER BREWING - SKINNY ELEPHANT (AMERICAN PILSNER) - 16OZ CAN - 6$ AN AMERICAN PILSNER THAT'S BEEN DELICATELY DRY HOPPED WITH HALLERTAU BLANC, HUELL MELON AND MOSAIC. THIS BEER PERFECTLY REPRESENTS THE LOVE CHILD OF TWO OF OUR FAVORITE AND MOST DRANK STYLES OF BEER... ALL THE DRINKABILITY, WITH ALL THE FLAVOR! ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!! CRISP, CLEAN AND A DELIGHTFUL CITRUSY FINISH... HERE'S TO DRINKING 10!

SOULS URCHIN – 8.5% – DIPA MADE WITH CITRA AND MOSAIC

OXBOW BREWING - SURF MELON (GRISETTE STYLE SOUR) - 12OZ CAN - SURF MELON IS A GENTLY-SALTED GRISETTE BREWED WITH AMERICAN HOPS, WHEAT, WATERMELON, AND FRESH LIMES. AFTER SURFCASTING IS BREWED AND BLENDED, WE ADD WATERMELON WHICH IS FULLY FERMENTED OUT BY OUR HOUSE SAISON STRAIN. HAZY STRAW IN COLOR WITH JUICY NOTES OF FRESH WATERMELON, LIME ZEST, LEMON PEEL, AND WHITE PEPPER WITH A DRY, LIGHTLY TART, AND SUBTLY SALTY FINISH

JESTER KING TERPY GALAXY, MASHED WITH LOCAL MALTED BARLEY FROM BLACKLANDS MALT, OATS, AND WHEAT, AND DRY-HOPPED AGGRESSIVELY WITH AUSTRALIAN GALAXY HOPS. PURE CULTURE FERMENTATION IN STAINLESS AND 9.1% ALCOHOL BY VOLUME.

BISSLE BROTHERS - THE SUBSTANCE ALE, IPA, 6,6% OUR FLAGSHIP; A BRIGHTLY DANK ALE THAT THREADS MANY NEEDLES

Our award winning interpretation of a Bohemian Style Pilsner. Spicy, citrus peel botanicals combine with a dry, peppery finish to create a truly thirst-quenching lager. A beer that demands you take more than one sip.

MASTHEAD BREWING - WET WORK DIPA ( FOR THIS BEER THEY HAD WET AMARILLO FROM OREGON AND FRESH SIMCOE FROM WASHINGTON OVERNIGHTED STRAIGHT FROM THE FARM)

OUR HOUSE MOCKTAIL FEATURING PRICKLY PEAR!

MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR

MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR

MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR

Sparkling Mineral Water that since 1895 has given its name to one of the most important drinks in all of Mexico.