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FUZZY CACTUS
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221 W Brookland Park Blvd
Richmond, VA 23222
(804) 716-6213
11:00 AM - Midnight
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BRUNCH (AVAILABLE SAT/SUN NOON - 4PM)
THE RONALD
BUTTERMILK BRINED CHICKEN CUTLET TOPPED WITH THICK CUT BACON, EGG, CHEDDAR CHEESE, HOT SAUCE, AND MAPLE SYRUP. SANDWICHED BETWEEN A HOMEMADE WAFFLE BUN WITH BROWN SUGAR BUTTER.
$12.00
CHICKEN & WAFFLES
2 PIECES OF FRIED CHICKEN, HOUSE MADE BUTTERMILK WAFFLE, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND PURE MAPLE SYRUP
$12.00
FRIED CHICKEN
WINGS
LARGE/SMALL HOUSE BRINED CHICKEN WINGS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CELERY. NAKED, BUFFALO, HOT, HONEY HABENARO. DIPPING SAUCE: RANCH OR BLEU CHEESE
$0.00+
FULL BIRD
TEN PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH TWO HOMEMADE BISCUITS, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.
$24.00+
CHICKEN BOX
THREE PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.
$12.00+
TENDERS
THREE OR FIVE BRINED AND BREADED TO ORDER CHICKEN TENDERS. CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE: RANCH, BLEU CHEESE, SPICY MUSTARD, BUFFALO, HOT, HONEY HABANERO.
$0.00+
HALF BIRD
FIVE PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.
$13.50+
SANDWICHES
THE SIS
BRINED CUTLET, HOT SAUCE, AND BROWN SUGAR BUTTER ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.
$10.00
TOFU BISCUIT
SOUTHERN FRIED TWIN OAKS TOFU, HOT SAUCE, AVOCADO, AND PICKLED RED ONION ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.
$10.50
THE BUD
BRINED CUTLET, HOUSE PICKLES, HOT SAUCE, AND MAYO ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.
$10.00
BURRITOS & QUESADILLAS
BUTTERNUT SQUASH BURRITO
ROASTED BUTTERNUT SQUASH, VEGAN QUESO, RICE, PINTO BEANS ,VEGAN POBLANO SAUCE, GREEN CHILI SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SMALL SALAD (GREENS, PICO, RADISH, VEGAN COTIJA)
$12.00
CARNITAS BURRITOS
CARNITAS, CHEDDAR JACK, RICE, PINTOS, POBLANO SAUCE, GREEN CHILI SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SMALL SALAD (GREENS, PICO, RADISH, COTIJA)
$12.00
CARNITAS QUESADILLA
SLOW ROASTED PORK, CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SMALL SALAD (GREENS, PICO, RADISH, COTIJA)
$12.00
CHICKEN BURRITO
CHIPOTLE SEASONED GRILLED CHICKEN, CHEDDAR JACK, RICE, PINTOS, POBLANO SAUCE, SALSA ROJA. SERVED WITH A SMALL SALAD (GREENS, PICO, RADISH, COTIJA)
$12.00
CHICKEN QUESADILLA
CHIPOTLE SEASONED GRILLED CHICKEN, CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH A SMALL SALAD (GREENS, PICO, RADISH, COTIJA)
$12.00
SHAREABLES
CHIPS & QUESO (V. OPTION AVAILABLE)
CHIPS AND HOME MADE GREEN CHILI QUESO BLANCO
$6.00
CHIPS & SALSA ROJA (V)
COOKED TO ORDER FRESH TORTILLA CHIPS AND HOUSE MADE SALSA ROJA
$5.00+
ELOTE RICE (V. OPTION AVAILABLE)
SEASONED CHEESY RICE TOPPED WITH CHILI SPICED ROASTED CORN, CILANTRO, AND COTIJA. VEGAN OPTION SUBSTITUTES VEGAN QUESO AND VEGAN COTIJA.
$6.00+
NACHOS (V. OPTION AVAILABLE)
WHITE CORN TORTILLA CHIPS, GREEN CHILE QUESO, PICO DE GALLO, PICKLED JALAPENOS, LIME CREMA. VEGAN OPTION SUSTITUTES VEGAN POBLANO FOR LIME CREMA.
$10.00+
PINTO BEANS (V)
SEASONED PINTO BEANS
$5.00+
HOUSE SALAD (V. OPTION AVAILABLE)
FRESH GREENS, PICO DE GALLO, ROASTED CORN, SHAVED RADISH, COTIJA AND LIME CREMA
$6.00+
RICE (V)
WHITE RICE
$5.00+
SIDES & EXTRAS
SIDE SPICY MUSTARD
$1.00
QUESO SIDE (V OPTION AVAILABLE)
$0.00+
SIDE OF SAUCE
EXTRA SAUCE OPTIONS: RANCH, BLEU CHEESE, HONEY HABENARO, SPICY MUSTARD, CACTUS SAUCE
$1.00
SIDE SALSA ROJA
$1.00
COCKTAILS
PRICKLY PEAR MARGARITA
HOUSE PRICKLY PEAR SYRUP, FRESH LIME, LOTSA TEQUILAAAA!!!!!!!!
$8.00
BLOODY MARIA
OUR HOUSE BLOODY WITH ILEGAL JOVEN MEZCAL
$10.00
BLOODY MARY
OUR HOUSE BLOODY MADE WITH TITO’S VODKA
$10.00
FUZZY POLOMA
BEHOLD…...THE HOLY SPIRIT ESPOLON BLANCO, GRAPEFRUIT, LIME, TOPO, GRAPEFRUIT BITTERS
$8.00
MICHELADA
PACIFICO LAGER, FRESH LIME JUICE, & BLOODY MARY MIX
$6.00
MIMOSA
BASSANO BRUT AND FRESH SQUEEZED O.J.
$8.00
MIMOSA GRANDE
A BOTTLE OF OUR SPARKLING WINE SERVED WITH A SIDECAR OF ORANGE JUICE.
$25.00
OAXACAN OLD FASHIONED
NOT YOUR OLD MAN'S NIGHTCAP. ILEGAL MEZCAL, HONEY, ORANGE BITTLERS, AND SPICY FUZZY TINCTURE. DON'T FORGET THE FLAMED TWIST!!!
$11.00
SPRITZKRIEG BOP
HEY HO! LETS GO! A TAKE ON A CLASSIC SPRITZ MADE WITH OUR TABOL COLLAB BEER “YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION”
$10.00
RANCH WATER
NOT ONLY COOLS THE BODY, IT BLOWS THE MIND ESPOLON BLANCO, LIME, TOPO, ORANGE BITTERS
$8.00
VERMOUTH ROJO
FORTIFIED FOR YOUR DELIGHT, BOTANICALS, LIQUORICE, GENTIAN, CHERRY, WILD HERBS. TWO SERVINGS PER BOTTLE.
$12.00
HOUSE SEASONAL COCKTAILS
BLUE LAGOON
ESPOLON REPOSADO TEQUILA, PLANTATION'S ORIGINAL DARK RUM, BANANA SYRUP, TRIPLE SEC, LIME JUICE, ORANGE BITTERS. GARNISHED WITH ORANGE PEEL, PINEAPPLE, AND CHERRY.
$12.00
PSYCHOTIC REACTION
PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK, JAGERMEISTER, GUAVE NECTAR, FALERNUM, LIME JUICE, PEYCHAUD'S BITTERS. GARNISHED WITH ABSINTHE, MINT, CHERRY, PINEAPPLE, AND NUTMEG.
$12.00
ZOMBIE BIRD
PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK RUM, CAMPARI, DON'S MIX (GRAPEFRUIT & CINNAMON SYRUP), LIME JUICE, PLANTATION OVERPROOF RUM FLOATER, ANGOSTURA BITTERS. GARNISHED WITH MINT, PINEAPPLE, CHERRY, AND NUTMEG.
$12.00
WINE
EMPORDALIA EMPORA ROSE
$8.00
LE BALLON ROUGE
VIGNERONS DU CASTELAS, "LE BALLON ROUGE," IGP GARD FR, 2018 CABERNET SAUVIGNON/SYRAH BLEND (ROUGHLY 50/50) THE VIGNERONS DU CASTELAS WINERY IS A COOPERATIVE LOCATED IN ROCHEFORT DU GARD, NEAR AVIGNON. ABOUT 50 FAMILIES WORK TOGETHER HERE. THE "LE BALLON" WINES ARE ESSENTIALLY A PRIVATE LABEL CREATED FOR WILLIAMS CORNER WINE. THE WINES ARE MADE USING SUSTAINABLY FARMED GRAPES. GARD IS A GEOGRAPHIC AREA THAT SPANS BOTH THE NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN RHONE.
$8.00
BEER TO GO
BENCHTOP BAYVIEW IPA
BENCHTOP BAYVIEW IPA
$7.00
THREES HERE YA GO
THREES BREWING "HERE YA GO" HAZY PALE ALE 5%
$7.00
GROWELR FILL - "YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION" TABOL BREWING XXX FUZZY CACTUS COLLABORATION
WE ARE OFFERING 32oz GROWLER FILLS OF OUR COLLABORATION BEER WITH TABOL BREWING "YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION" A SOUR SAISON FRUITED WITH FRESH LOME AND PRICKLY PEAR CACTUS. IF YOU CHOOSE TO BRING YOUR OWN GROWLER, PLEASE MAKE SURE IT IS CLEANED AND SANITISED BEFORE YOU ARRIVE. WE WILL ARE NOT OFFERING TO CLEAN GROWLERS AT THIS TIME.
$16.00+
"YO SOY NADA SATISFACCION" TABOL BREWING XXX FUZZY CACTUS XXX COLLABORATION
A TABOL BREWING XXX FUZZY CACTUS XXX COLLABORATION PRICKLY PEAR SAISON WITH LIME XXX 4.3%ABV
$7.00+
1947 LAGER
RICH IN COLOR, SMOOTH IN TASTE AND LEAVES A CRISP AND REFRESHING FEEL EACH AND EVERY TIME . BREWED AT APPALACHIAN BREWING COMPANY IN HARRISBURG, PA.
$5.00
BINGO LAGER
German-style lager with a modern twist. Crisp and perfectly balanced with slight floral and citrus in the finish. 4.8% ABV
$5.00
FARM FLOR GRAFT CIDER
GRAFT CIDER - FARM FLOR- 6.9% ABV RUSTIC TABLE CIDER / BLEND OF BARREL AGED CIDER AND YOUNG WILD BRETT FERMENTED CIDER.
$5.00+
LONESTAR
Straight from the heart of Texas!
$3.50
PACIFICO
tiempo de fiesta!
$4.00
PBR
BEER
$3.00
SKINNY ELEPHANT - BARRIER
BARRIER BREWING - SKINNY ELEPHANT (AMERICAN PILSNER) - 16OZ CAN - 6$ AN AMERICAN PILSNER THAT'S BEEN DELICATELY DRY HOPPED WITH HALLERTAU BLANC, HUELL MELON AND MOSAIC. THIS BEER PERFECTLY REPRESENTS THE LOVE CHILD OF TWO OF OUR FAVORITE AND MOST DRANK STYLES OF BEER... ALL THE DRINKABILITY, WITH ALL THE FLAVOR! ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!! CRISP, CLEAN AND A DELIGHTFUL CITRUSY FINISH... HERE'S TO DRINKING 10!
$6.00+
SURF MELON OXBOW
OXBOW BREWING - SURF MELON (GRISETTE STYLE SOUR) - 12OZ CAN - SURF MELON IS A GENTLY-SALTED GRISETTE BREWED WITH AMERICAN HOPS, WHEAT, WATERMELON, AND FRESH LIMES. AFTER SURFCASTING IS BREWED AND BLENDED, WE ADD WATERMELON WHICH IS FULLY FERMENTED OUT BY OUR HOUSE SAISON STRAIN. HAZY STRAW IN COLOR WITH JUICY NOTES OF FRESH WATERMELON, LIME ZEST, LEMON PEEL, AND WHITE PEPPER WITH A DRY, LIGHTLY TART, AND SUBTLY SALTY FINISH
$6.00
VON TRAPP PILS
Our award winning interpretation of a Bohemian Style Pilsner. Spicy, citrus peel botanicals combine with a dry, peppery finish to create a truly thirst-quenching lager. A beer that demands you take more than one sip.
$5.00
WET WORK DIPA - MASTHEAD
MASTHEAD BREWING - WET WORK DIPA ( FOR THIS BEER THEY HAD WET AMARILLO FROM OREGON AND FRESH SIMCOE FROM WASHINGTON OVERNIGHTED STRAIGHT FROM THE FARM)
$7.00+
NON-ALC SODAS
RED BULL
$5.00
GINGER BEER
MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR
$3.00
MEXICAN SPRITE
MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR
$3.00
TOPO CHICO
Sparkling Mineral Water that since 1895 has given its name to one of the most important drinks in all of Mexico.
$3.00
WINE
BASSSANO BRUT
BASSANO BRUT - BLANC DE BLANCS 40% CHARDONNAY, 40% PINOT BLANC, 20% TREBBIANO THIS MODERN SPARKLING WINE HAS BRIGHTFLORAL AROMAS AND FRESH, SOFT FRUIT FLAVORS WITH DELICATE, PERSISTENT BUBBLES
$16.00
EMPORDALIA EMPORA ROSE
EMPORDALIA EMPORA ROSE' BOTTLE
$18.00
EROCLE BIANCO
EROCLE BIANCO BOTTLE
$18.00
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