FUZZY CACTUS Online Ordering Menu

THREE PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.

THREE OR FIVE BRINED AND BREADED TO ORDER CHICKEN TENDERS. CHOICE OF DIPPING SAUCE: RANCH, BLEU CHEESE, SPICY MUSTARD, BUFFALO, HOT, HONEY HABANERO.

FIVE PIECES OF BONE-IN CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A HOMEMADE BISCUIT, BROWN SUGAR BUTTER, AND HOUSE PICKLES.

LARGE/SMALL HOUSE BRINED CHICKEN WINGS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CELERY. NAKED, BUFFALO, HOT, HONEY HABENARO. DIPPING SAUCE: RANCH OR BLEU CHEESE

BRINED CUTLET, HOUSE PICKLES, HOT SAUCE, AND MAYO ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.

BRINED CUTLET, HOT SAUCE, AND BROWN SUGAR BUTTER ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.

SOUTHERN FRIED TWIN OAKS TOFU, HOT SAUCE, AVOCADO, AND PICKLED RED ONION ON A HOMEMADE BISCUIT.

ROASTED BUTTERNUT SQUASH, VEGAN QUESO, RICE, PINTO BEANS ,VEGAN POBLANO SAUCE, GREEN CHILI SAUCE. SERVED WITH PINCHE SLAW (V).

CARNITAS, CHEDDAR JACK, RICE, PINTOS, POBLANO SAUCE, GREEN CHILI SAUCE. SERVED WITH PINCHE SLAW (V).

SLOW ROASTED PORK, CHEDDAR JACK, PICO DE GALLO, CACTUS SAUCE. SERVED WITH PINCHE SLAW (V).

CHIPS AND HOME MADE GREEN CHILI QUESO BLANCO

COOKED TO ORDER FRESH TORTILLA CHIPS AND HOUSE MADE SALSA ROJA

SEASONED CHEESY RICE TOPPED WITH CHILI SPICED ROASTED CORN, CILANTRO, AND COTIJA. VEGAN OPTION SUBSTITUTES VEGAN QUESO AND VEGAN COTIJA.

WHITE CORN TORTILLA CHIPS, GREEN CHILE QUESO, PICO DE GALLO, PICKLED JALAPENOS, LIME CREMA. VEGAN OPTION SUSTITUTES VEGAN POBLANO FOR LIME CREMA.

WHITE RICE

FRESH GREENS, PICO DE GALLO, ROASTED CORN, SHAVED RADISH, COTIJA AND LIME CREMA

EXTRA SAUCE OPTIONS: RANCH, BLEU CHEESE, HONEY HABENARO, SPICY MUSTARD, CACTUS SAUCE

PINCHE SLAW (V): CABBAGE, GREEN PEPPERS, JALAPENO, CILANTRO, CUMIN, FRESH LIME VINAIGRETTE. 8 oz

BEHOLD…...THE HOLY SPIRIT ESPOLON BLANCO, GRAPEFRUIT, LIME, TOPO, GRAPEFRUIT BITTERS

NOT YOUR OLD MAN'S NIGHTCAP. ILEGAL MEZCAL, HONEY, ORANGE BITTLERS, AND SPICY FUZZY TINCTURE. DON'T FORGET THE FLAMED TWIST!!!

NOT ONLY COOLS THE BODY, IT BLOWS THE MIND ESPOLON BLANCO, LIME, TOPO, ORANGE BITTERS

FORTIFIED FOR YOUR DELIGHT, BOTANICALS, LIQUORICE, GENTIAN, CHERRY, WILD HERBS. TWO SERVINGS PER BOTTLE.

HOUSE PRICKLY PEAR SYRUP, FRESH LIME, LOTSA TEQUILAAAA!!!!!!!!

OUR HOUSE BLOODY MADE WITH TITO’S VODKA

A BOTTLE OF OUR SPARKLING WINE SERVED WITH A SIDECAR OF ORANGE JUICE.

BASSANO BRUT AND FRESH SQUEEZED O.J.

PACIFICO LAGER, FRESH LIME JUICE, & BLOODY MARY MIX

ESPOLON REPOSADO TEQUILA, PLANTATION'S ORIGINAL DARK RUM, BANANA SYRUP, TRIPLE SEC, LIME JUICE, ORANGE BITTERS. GARNISHED WITH ORANGE PEEL, PINEAPPLE, AND CHERRY.

PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK, JAGERMEISTER, GUAVE NECTAR, FALERNUM, LIME JUICE, PEYCHAUD'S BITTERS. GARNISHED WITH ABSINTHE, MINT, CHERRY, PINEAPPLE, AND NUTMEG.

PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK RUM, CAMPARI, DON'S MIX (GRAPEFRUIT & CINNAMON SYRUP), LIME JUICE, PLANTATION OVERPROOF RUM FLOATER, ANGOSTURA BITTERS. GARNISHED WITH MINT, PINEAPPLE, CHERRY, AND NUTMEG.

VIGNERONS DU CASTELAS, "LE BALLON ROUGE," IGP GARD FR, 2018 CABERNET SAUVIGNON/SYRAH BLEND (ROUGHLY 50/50) THE VIGNERONS DU CASTELAS WINERY IS A COOPERATIVE LOCATED IN ROCHEFORT DU GARD, NEAR AVIGNON. ABOUT 50 FAMILIES WORK TOGETHER HERE. THE "LE BALLON" WINES ARE ESSENTIALLY A PRIVATE LABEL CREATED FOR WILLIAMS CORNER WINE. THE WINES ARE MADE USING SUSTAINABLY FARMED GRAPES. GARD IS A GEOGRAPHIC AREA THAT SPANS BOTH THE NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN RHONE.

RICH IN COLOR, SMOOTH IN TASTE AND LEAVES A CRISP AND REFRESHING FEEL EACH AND EVERY TIME . BREWED AT APPALACHIAN BREWING COMPANY IN HARRISBURG, PA.

German-style lager with a modern twist. Crisp and perfectly balanced with slight floral and citrus in the finish. 4.8% ABV

GRAFT CIDER - FARM FLOR- 6.9% ABV RUSTIC TABLE CIDER / BLEND OF BARREL AGED CIDER AND YOUNG WILD BRETT FERMENTED CIDER.

Straight from the heart of Texas!

tiempo de fiesta!

BEER

Our award winning interpretation of a Bohemian Style Pilsner. Spicy, citrus peel botanicals combine with a dry, peppery finish to create a truly thirst-quenching lager. A beer that demands you take more than one sip.

A TABOL BREWING XXX FUZZY CACTUS XXX COLLABORATION PRICKLY PEAR SAISON WITH LIME XXX 4.3%ABV

BENCHTOP BAYVIEW IPA

MADE WITH REAL CANE SUGAR

Sparkling Mineral Water that since 1895 has given its name to one of the most important drinks in all of Mexico.

Twelve brined chicken wings. Buffalo, Hot, or Honey Old Bay. Served with Ranch or Bleu Cheese and celery.

Six brined chicken wings. Buffalo, Hot, or Honey Old Bay. Served with Ranch or Bleu Cheese and celery.

BENCHTOP VIBIN IPA

BARRIER DEADLY COMBO IPA

PRAIRIE RAINBOW SHERBET SOUR ALE

PRAIRIE SLUSH SOUR ALE

RICH IN COLOR, SMOOTH IN TASTE AND LEAVES A CRISP AND REFRESHING FEEL EACH AND EVERY TIME . BREWED AT APPALACHIAN BREWING COMPANY IN HARRISBURG, PA.

BENCHTOP BAYVIEW IPA 7.0%

Ain't no laws when you're drinking..... you know the saying.

AUSTIN EASTSIDERS PINEAPPLE CIDER

CIVIL SOCIETY BREWING COMPANY. FRESH SABRO IPA 6.2%

Straight from the heart of Texas!

PABST

AUSTIN EASTSIDERS DRY CIDER

BASSANO BRUT - BLANC DE BLANCS 40% CHARDONNAY, 40% PINOT BLANC, 20% TREBBIANO THIS MODERN SPARKLING WINE HAS BRIGHTFLORAL AROMAS AND FRESH, SOFT FRUIT FLAVORS WITH DELICATE, PERSISTENT BUBBLES

EMPORDALIA EMPORA ROSE' BOTTLE

EROCLE BIANCO BOTTLE